Ok, I was going to let this go, but since I'm such an anal-retentive asshole I just couldn't help myself.
In the post below I received a comment from someone who stumbled in here either from BlogExplosion or from randomly browsing Blogger blogs. To show their cracking wit, they decided to leave their name as "Not You Thankfully". The comment is quite simple: "You're one hell of a jackass." No contact information left.
First thing's first, getting back to that anal-retentiveness - kudos on your spelling and punctuation, not many people bother any more. Although I probably would have chosen to use "You are" as opposed to "You're". I'm not sure which is proper in this instance, if either one actually is.
Moving on - yes, I am a jackass. I am an arrogant, narcissistic, petty, egotistical, conceited, selfish little human being.
I'm also a sensitive, kind, caring, compassionate, loving person. I can be the nicest guy in the world when I want to be.
Unfortunately for you, dear reader, this is not where I am nice. This is where I am sarcastic and mean to no one and everyone in particular.
That being said, "Not You Thankfully", a great big corkscrew up your ass.
Oh, and if you have a dog, I hate it.
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